Date: 25th November 2008
La fecha: 25 de Noviembre 2008
Here, I wish to share some wonderful Spanish jokes with you all. I came across these jokes through different sources. I wish that my non-Spanish speaking/knowing friends should also enjoy these jokes. Hence, at the end of every joke, there will be an English translation of the same.
* Joke - 1:
Jo'se: Mama', Mama'! Aprendi a Escribir!
Mama': Que' escribiste?
Jo'se: Co'mo voy a saberlo, au'n no he aprendido a leer?
In English:
Joseph: Mom, Mom! I have learnt to write!
Mother: What did you write?
Joseph: How do I know it, when I have not yet learned to read?
* Joke - 2:
Obelix: After having had treated me for twelve long years, my psychiatrist told me something, which made to cry
Friend: What did your psychiatrist say?
Obelix: "No hablo Ingle's" ("I don't speak English)
* Joke - 3:
La persona - 1: Y cua'nto me va usted a pagar?
La persona - 2: Depende de tu trabaja
La persona - 1: Oh! Tan poquito!
In English:
Person - 1: And how much are you going to pay me?
Person - 2: It depends on your work
Person - 1: Oh! So, less!
* Joke - 4:
El paciente: Doctor! Doctor! No puedo recordar nada
El doctor : Vaya, y desde cuando tiene usted este problema?
El paciente: Que' problema?
In English:
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I am not able to remember anything
Doctor : Ok! How long have you been having this problem?
Patient: Which problem?
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7 comments:
'It depends on your work' is translated as: 'Depende de tu trabajo'.
nice post
And actually I'm trying to practice my english!! I'm spanish, nice blog
Maybe you can take a look at my blog and see if you understand it! It's in spanish, any questions just let me know :)
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